most want(ing)ed

on this, the eve of our self imposed thrust forward, I remind all of you to take scrupulous care of your wherewithal, for, several things are unimpeachably certain:

1) that awards show was pretty, on the inside, and it relentlessly, unapologetically honored its participants
2) inside of you is pretty rewarding, in a relentlessly participatory way
3) there is a relentless award being offered for a man who may have been intimately involved
4) intimate involvement offers relentlessly cold comfort to a man
5) a cold man intimates relentless offers, ephemeral rewards
6) me talk pretty inside

I invite you to proceed with that knowledge with utmost care, and arduous, wellborne responsibility, for it will soon become clear who is meant to sway forth with forthright candor, and who is meant to subsume in the withering winds of public appraisal. I, for one, am not easily cowed. then again, my MO has been revealed: keep 'em swingin', in the aisles, pews, and most significantly, the aeries of those birds whose gaping maws rendered them vulnerable to worms dropped from heaven, or somewhere celestial